20 F Murica. I'm a pre-med waitress during the day and a Homestuck with a long-harbored h/c fetish by night. I like funny shit. I don't know how tumblr works yet, but I'll figure it out.

16th April 2014

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lolfactory:

Fabulous!
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lolfactory:

Fabulous!

- funny pics tumblr

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16th April 2014

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sarahspaztastic:

I need more friends in the medical field to ramble to; my family doesn’t understand half the shit I say to them.

RAMBLE TO ME

RAMBLE ON LIKE ROBERT PLANT MY GOOD WOMAN

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16th April 2014

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me watching FX’s premiere of “Fargo”

"if I have to watch Martin Freeman shakily gulp from that goddamn Faygo one more time…"

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15th April 2014

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wishingondisney:

STILL THE FUNNIEST THING EVER 

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15th April 2014

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upperstories:

Your fav characters crying in fan art.

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Your fav characters crying in canon.

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15th April 2014

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http://sauntering-down.tumblr.com/post/82801972275/queerly-it-is-dyou-think-the-avengers-ever →

queerly-it-is:

d’you think the avengers ever play a game where they try to push steve’s buttons and get him all riled up and patriotic?

tony casually throws it into a conversation like “oh yeah I don’t vote” and steve trails off mid-sentence and gapes for a second before he starts in on the…

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15th April 2014

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universalequalityisinevitable:

Jacque Fresco, from Zeitgeist: Moving Forward.

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15th April 2014

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e-zekiel:

cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.

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14th April 2014

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14th April 2014

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