I'm a pre-med waitress during the day and a Homestuck with a long-harbored h/c fetish by night. I like funny shit. I don't know how tumblr works yet, but I'll figure it out.

16th September 2014

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urrikahz said: I MISS YOUR MUSK

sarahspaztastic:

MY MUSK IS STRONG. IF I WERE YOU I WOULD MISS IT TOO

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16th September 2014

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coltongillies:

igohardinovertime:

this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player 

image

i think you mean the best

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16th September 2014

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16th September 2014

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vastderp:

NORWEGIAN

FOREST

CATS

STORMPUFF THE FOXCHASER

Tagged: KITTIESCATSOMG

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16th September 2014

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caimanriseup:

Pray 4 me to get the ross’s goose

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16th September 2014

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Grammar & spelling questions

ceruleancynic:

I’ve been sort of semi-volunteered to teach a workshop on basic writing skills—or more specifically what to avoid in your writing. What kind of questions or examples do y’alls think might be of particular interest or use? 

I’m thinking definitely everybody’s favorite little bastard the apostrophe, and things like they’re/there/their and the use of the hyphen, but are there any other specific things I should consider including? 

fUCKING YOUR/YOU’RE

Tagged: ceruleancyniccc please learn the ignorant thisgrammar

16th September 2014

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follow-up: what really is important

I haven’t written anything fanfic or otherwise for months; my muse is reawakening with settling into dorm life and it’s time to pick back up again.

Oshii, my works on AO3 ==> WHERE ALL THE MAGIC HAPPENS.

H/C is my sole reason for existence and I would love love love if fellow closeted fans sent fic requests :3 :3 :3

be bold. be tentative. be shy or not, it’s up to you.

Tagged: homestuckfanfictionh/churt/comfortarchive of our owncmon people i'm dyin over here

16th September 2014

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summation of the past few days

  • got a parking ticket; there is not enough grumpy cat in the world to properly convey my irritation
  • eating the miraculous hydrogenated goo that is Jif peanut butter maple sugar whips
  • calling my boyfriend/lover/whatever a “nasty hog pig” and a “good lookin’ sumumma bitch” within a 5 minute timespan
  • belatedly starting a workout schedule after summer procrastination because I am getting the fats
  • updaTING MY RESUME

Tagged: collegeuniversity lifefuck

16th September 2014

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iguanamouth:

oh

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15th September 2014

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pencilstab:

ME TOO

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