I'm a pre-med waitress during the day and a Homestuck with a long-harbored h/c fetish by night. I like funny shit. I don't know how tumblr works yet, but I'll figure it out.

2nd August 2014

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roachpatrol:

orsob:

almost forgot to post this one

oh hello i think my feelings broke

roachpatrol:

orsob:

almost forgot to post this one

oh hello i think my feelings broke

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1st August 2014

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WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME

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THERE EXISTS A GODDAMN TREASURE PLANET VIDEO GAME


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1st August 2014

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h/c hot and ready

urrikahz:

Some of you may know I am an avid h/c enthusiast fetishist as evidenced by my fanfics written for and subsequent marriage to the Great Queen of H/C, the lovely cc.

I’ll specialize in Cronus Ampora and be heavy on the hurt. sickfic and puking and lots of comfort is what I do. You wanna get in on this action, shoot me an ask, send a ficlet request. The more specific, the better, and please, do NOT censor yourselves. my body is ready.

a sampling of my subpar works

i’m gonnna go ahead and reblog this because goddammit I need to write more

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1st August 2014

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MANN GEGEN MANN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vWBz69ZrjU

MANN GEGEN

MANN GEGEN

MANN

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1st August 2014

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FJAPAHAKDAHAHA I JUST EMAILED YOUTUBE

HERE A TRANSCRIPIT:

thank you youtube system admionstrators for your google related or whatever autocorrect/autofill search feature. i am very drunk and just want to listen to gentlewhispering’s ASMR videos and because of this featuer I am able to due to my obvious impairment of spelling. thank you, a sincrely satisfied youtube consumer

fpffaABAHAAAAHAHAHA

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1st August 2014

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ehen when you desperately

rely on autocorrec tot  help you search for a particular phrase on youtbe or google or similar

thank you youtube’s auctocorret csystem, I just wanna listen to gentlewhiserping’s ASMR videos please thank you

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1st August 2014

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31st July 2014

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Kanada

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31st July 2014

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31st July 2014

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nani was NINETEEN and such a fucking badass who was so protective of lilo and just ROLLED with aliens being a thing towards the end of the movie. #1 Disney relative of all time.

I have honestly been waiting AGES for the right gifset to express the wonderful perfection that is Nani. She is not only protective of Lilo, she respects the way Lilo’s imagination and quirkiness works.

Pudge the fish got a peanut butter sandwich every Thursday. Nani does not argue the logic of feeding him, only suggests an alternative sandwich when they are out of peanut butter. Lilo was allowed to take as many photos of whatever mundane or odd subjects as she wanted and Nani would get them developed. Nani recognized what were important habits for Lilo.

When Lilo asks for a pet lobster, Nani does not tell her that lobsters are not pets. She tells her, “We don’t have a lobster door, we have a dog door.” She makes sure the woman at the pound does not tell Lilo that “Stitch is not a real name”.

NANI SPENDS THE ENTIRE MOVIE MAKING SURE THAT LILO NEVER FEELS LIKE HER IDEAS ARE WRONG.

The only time we truly see Nani get angry with Lilo is when she is scared of Lilo being taken away. Nani spends the entire movie stressed out over taking care of her sister, trying to find a job, trying to make sure her sister has a friend, and yet she is always willing to put that extra effort, over and over again, to make sure that Lilo always believes that anything is possible.

This is a great moment because she probably *remembered* that Lilo said this once. And you know what? Shes not ending this day by letting her little sister think this is her fault. She’s not having an easy time trying to be a parent, but she knows none of this is her sisters fault, and shes not going to let her think it is. 

And half of her terror of losing Lilo isnt even just losing her family; its knowing that wherever Lilo goes, they won’t know how to do these things. They won’t understand her. 

What a good movie. 

Casual reminder that the reason Lilo obsessively feeds the fish is because her parents died in a rainstorm and she firmly believes Pudge controls the weather. If you pay attention to the feeding sequence you will notice that storm clouds recede and dissipate, a visual narrative that confirms this.

It’s not just a habit. It’s a very real part of Lilo’s healing process and Nani understands that.

Also if you pay attention to Nani’s room you’ll notice she had surfing posters and trophies. She was very much on her way to being a pro surfer but had to give it up to become the adult Lilo needed her to be.

And not ONCE does Nani show her sister any resentment. It’s worth it to keep her family together. This is a young woman who is willing to sacrifice all of her dreams and make incredibly grown up decisions.

What I am saying is Nani is the best disney princess of all time. Disney Queen even.

Always reblog nani

Nani & LIlo - doing the awesome “sisters-focused narrative” before Frozen was a thing and getting less than 1/2 the credit.

Aaaanndd this is why it’s my favorite Disney movie (though not my favorite princess because to call either Lilo or Nani a “princess” would be to diminish what they ahve to offer).

this will always be my favorite disney movie, and Nani will always be one of my favorite disney characters.

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