I'm a pre-med waitress during the day and a Homestuck with a long-harbored h/c fetish by night. I like funny shit. I don't know how tumblr works yet, but I'll figure it out.

29th August 2014

Photo reblogged from knight of wang with 91 notes

vastderp:

I SURE HOPE NOBODY SEES THIS PIC OF MY GENITAL AND MAKES FUN OF IT

vastderp:

I SURE HOPE NOBODY SEES THIS PIC OF MY GENITAL AND MAKES FUN OF IT

Tagged: think this is gonna be my new desktop backgroundlukavastderpholy fu k

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29th August 2014

Photo reblogged from Blutrausch zum Feierabend with 524 notes

Tagged: bloodpiercingfuck yesbadass shit

Source: puurrchino

29th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from Now in Def with 80,298 notes

Engraved Zippo lighters from the Vietnam War.

Cowan’s Auctions

Tagged: vietnam warnamzippofucking great

Source: ultra-violence-blog

29th August 2014

Photo reblogged from Now in Def with 477,018 notes

vagisodium:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

vagisodium:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

Tagged: HAAAHAHAHAHAAHA

Source: ryulongd

29th August 2014

Photo reblogged from Blutrausch zum Feierabend with 866 notes

beardbriarandrose:

Montague Dawson (1895-1973), Wind in the Rigging, oil on canvas

beardbriarandrose:

Montague Dawson (1895-1973), Wind in the Rigging, oil on canvas

Tagged: montague dawsonship at seaholy shitbeautiful artbadass artwind in the rigging

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25th August 2014

Photo reblogged from knight of wang with 41 notes

the-real-seebs:

vastderp:

someone find the person who created this meme so i can shake their hand

Shopping Has taken my day All over town Looking for bargains Taken my cash Taken my cards Taken my soul Left me with brand new clooooothes

the-real-seebs:

vastderp:

someone find the person who created this meme so i can shake their hand

Shopping
Has taken my day
All over town
Looking for bargains
Taken my cash
Taken my cards
Taken my soul
Left me with brand new clooooothes

Tagged: james hetfieldMANDATORY REBLOGaha

Source: vastderp

25th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from Now in Def with 144,944 notes

lifesustainingmeasures:

micdotcom:

55 Twitter photos from space that will fill you with ethereal wonder

Reid Wiseman is a national treasure.

Follow micdotcom 

Ahhh this is so amazing.

Science makes everything better.

Tagged: reid wisemanspaceplanet earthsciencemy godthese are breathtakingi could look at these forever and still be taken aback with exhilaration

Source: micdotcom

24th August 2014

Photo reblogged from No Schmong or Vajooj with 208 notes

uncomfortablepeople:

sporelett:

ugh fuck I’m such pornus trash

then your art will fit right in here we love you 10/10 

uncomfortablepeople:

sporelett:

ugh fuck I’m such pornus trash

then your art will fit right in here we love you 10/10 

Tagged: pornuscronus amporaporrim maryamdancestorsJEUS FUCKHNGNGGGOD DAMMIT I FUCKING LOVE CRONUS SO MUCYH

Source: sporelett

24th August 2014

Photo reblogged from The DoomGiraffe with 533,065 notes

Tagged: literally me at my last jobyou want a refill here just have onewant extra toppings sure idgaf

Source: shittyteenblog

24th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from knight of wang with 511,829 notes

swinku:

All of my yes’s

Tagged: militarylgbqyes

Source: protectcharles